javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

(Source: heleanorcalder)

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lubricates:

due tomorrow, more like 

do tomorrow

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

gudda:

so many pretty people in this world and I get stuck looking like a potato

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

guccier:

it’s 2014 and food can still make you fat get it together science

floeette:

when the hairdresser cut off more than u said too

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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

whatshotincali:

We can only go up from here. Hold my hand ill take you to the stars and to the moon.
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bizarremoi:

i look miserable in every picture i take
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